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Opinion (from a near future): A Lament for the Lost Artistry of Our Time

on 7/15/2023 11:58:00 AM

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Samburu Reserve’s Newly Born Elephant Twin Revealed to be the Mastermind of Comical Yet Consequentially Evil Shenanigans

At dawn on the thriving green plains of Kenya's Samburu National Reserve, the birth of rare elephant twins delighted local rangers. The world was introduced to the precious pair - both girls - born to an adult female named Alto. Yet, in what can only be described as an astonishing turn of events, one of the lovable newborns, now called Rascal, currently finds herself holding the spotlight for a series of puzzling humorous, and yet, unquestionably evil, incidents. Contrary to the adorable innocence expected of newly born elephants, mischief seems to be Rascal's language of choice. Accounts of her exploits, thrillingly akin to that of a Saturday morning cartoon villain, are articulated by both wild and human witnesses alike. Equally impressive and daunting, the litany of her villainous actions are on the rise, accounting for a staggering 70% increase in overall park chaos, as reported by the baffled yet amused park rangers. 'Sure, Rascal is a little hell-raiser,' admits Z...

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