Obituary: Parrotheads In Tropical Mourning

It is with a mixture of sadness, sunscreen, and a pinch of salt on the rim of our glasses that we announce the passing of Jimmy Buffett, the man who made wasting away in Margaritaville sound not only acceptable but utterly aspirational. He shuffled off this mortal coil on September 1, likely in search of that lost shaker of salt. 

Sir Buffett was born in the age when color TVs were still all the rage and yet chose to live his life in a perpetual state of "island time." A connoisseur of flip-flops, he pioneered the fine art of "beach bumming" before it was even an art, let alone fine.

He once said life's a beach, and then, apparently, you fly off into the sunset (hopefully on a seaplane). We believe that's exactly what he did. We did try to get a comment from the parrots about his demise, but they were too busy being parrotheads.

Survived by his millions of fans, his legacy of making the world believe every hour is a happy hour will remain. We hope, wherever he is, there's an endless supply of margaritas, cheeseburgers in paradise, and of course, that ever-elusive shaker of salt.

In lieu of flowers, it's suggested that one just chill, sip a cold beverage, and remember Jimmy by humming a beachy tune. We're all just here for a short visit; Jimmy just decided to extend his stay on another island.

Farewell, Jimmy. May the tides be ever in your favor and the cocktails ever cold. 🍹